Achievement Unlocked!
March 14, 2012 in Bloggers sucking, Everybody else sucks but me., Me, Me being awesome, Me. Again., Smoking Blunder Admin
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Just a reminder…
March 7, 2012 in Bloggers sucking, Everybody else sucks but me., Me, Me being awesome, Me. Again., Smoking Blunder Admin, Stealing Content
Just a reminder that we here at Smoking Blunder are focused on the future of the gun culture. That is why we’re looking at the youth to join our club.
Send your kids, your neighbors kids, anyone in your extended family. We here at Smoking Blunder love children.
Now, someone else in this community keeps saying he’s not a blog but a social network. We’re not going to go the lying route. We are a blog. We are the most awesome blog you ever did see. I mean just look at the awesome graphics in this post! But not only are we a blog, but we’re a social network too! That way we can farm your content. So Join Today!
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Gun Bloggers Have No Weight or Conviction
March 4, 2012 in Bloggers sucking, Everybody else sucks but me., Me, Me being awesome, Me. Again., Smoking Blunder Admin
Smoking Blunder is readying for it’s mid-March toilet flush to a pure social networking platform. The firestorm created when Smoking Blunder publicly scolded gun blogs for their idiocy and uselessness has died down. Presumably because they see I’m an admitted troll and no one is willing to feed the troll anymore.
We here at Smoking Blunder subscribe to the same philosophy of wishing harm upon others. More specifically in this case we want harm to come to our very own. So hopefully, some gun blogs and gun bloggers, especially that total asshat who has no clue how to code, will do the right thing (i.e. kill themselves) and give way to the writings of those I deem qualified experts and more appealing gun rights activists. Because as we all know, it’s only my opinion that matters, not yours. Stop reading what you want to read, read what I tell you to read!
I’m so awesome and that’s why I put the names of blogs that I hate in the tag lines hoping and praying for some SEO boosts.
Not to mention I’m fixated on the word overrun while I’m too stupid to notice that I still can’t spell wannabe or know what year it is. That’s right, I say fuck spell check, who needs it!
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We Are On The Facebooks Now!
February 29, 2012 in Bloggers sucking, Everybody else sucks but me., Smoking Blunder Admin
On a more serious note. Thanks to the work of a horrible coder that blackmailed into “volunteering” to help this site move forward we have a new feature! You can now login/join using your Facebook profile.
Such a horrible design here. Being able to use Facebook to take care of user authentication, single sign on, WTF!? Why would anyone want that. Doesn’t everyone want to manage hundreds of passwords?
You can see our Fan/Community page here.
A big thanks to the horrible coder and thanks for letting us steal your work. Sign up now dammit!
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Web hosting company of the year 2102: Goatse.cx
February 28, 2012 in Admin, Bloggers sucking, Everybody else sucks but me., Me, Me being awesome, Me. Again., Smoking Blunder Admin
Thanks to the wonderful folks at Goatse, Smoking Thunder is back and sleezier! It seems that an overseas hacker (by overseas, I mean in this house, and by hacker I mean me) took a strong interest in the $100 and took it upon myself himself to bring the site down. Well… the only time that will be happening again is in the twisted dreams of 3rd and 4th-tier gun bloggers because someone told me I can change our passwords! (My IT guy said ‘password’ was an acceptable password. Tiffany is fired.)
As much as I wish it were, the s2Member security software that keeps Smoking Thunder members (like super-sexy Tango) safe, had nothing to do with the breach. For all you technical people out there, security researchers indicate that you need to change your password from the default. If there is one thing I can’t stand is a junior-level blogger that thinks he is “all that and a bag of chips”. Besides, Admin failed 4th grade grammar as he can’t even spell a simple word like ‘wannabe’ (I mean seriously, wannbe?)
Anybody who would like to run a shitbox to host their Social Network on should. It’s so simple a retard like me can do it. My motto is ‘never take advice from idiots’… which is why I don’t try to ignore myself. And gun bloggers.
Now, on to bigger and better things. A lot of controversy and panty-wetting still surrounds Smoking Thunder. I wish I could say it was me making them get their panties wet… but sadly it’s not. I’m just a fatty that armchair quarterbacks, reliving my days as a soldier. Now, about the only thing I fight is Diabeetus. Here is a random compilation of figures (very conservative figures) that I believe hold some value for thinking people. They’re random and have nothing to do with one another, but
SQUIRREL!
10+ The number of direct or indirect threats of physical violence received by the Smoking Thunder Admin. Mostly from the children in my basement.
1,000+ The number of gun bloggers and 2nd Amendment supporters who railed against the prepper dude from Tennessee getting his guns taken away on the premise (made without any real diagnosis or legal proceedings) that survivalist prepping made him mentally incompetent.
5+ The number of gun bloggers and 2nd Amendment supporters who suggested the cops be called so the Smoking Thunder Admin’s gun can be taken away on the premise (made without any legit diagnosis or legal proceedings) that his thought-provoking rants against many shit & piss gun blogs makes him mentally incompetent or “a danger to others”, specifically children. It’s not MY fault! You know the leading cause of pedophilia in our country?? DO YOU? All those damned sexy kids…
0 The number of people who stepped up and said something like “I like listening to Smoke & Thunder.”
Something is clearly wrong with these numbers. Think about it. People don’t like me and that’s just not RIGHT, dammit! What the fuck, people? This is supposed to be easy. I’m supposed to piss you off, and you’re supposed to ask me for more of it through clicks on my blog social network.
Oh well. Make sure you listen to me on "Playin’ with our Puds" this coming Friday.
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Smoking Blunder announces Playin’ with our Puds! call-in show
February 28, 2012 in Bloggers sucking, Everybody else sucks but me., Me, Me being awesome, Me. Again., Smoking Blunder Admin
Someone in the Smoking Blunder radio office (It *IS* an office… just because it’s in my mom’s basement doesn’t negate that. STFU, blogger, you don’t know shit.) will be screening and selecting calls for our new call-in show, Playin’ with our Puds!, hosted by the one and only Smoking Blunder Admin. Just leave a voicemail or text message at 971-555-PUDS and your question or comment may be played on the air and made fun of. What could you possibly have to say that I don’t already know and can say better? I drove a Goddamned MOTORIZED RIFLE for Hell’s sake.
Due to the many child proofing services, your names will never mentioned on air. However, if you leave your nickname or blog’s name as part of your voice message or text message, we won’t say shit to you, but I may be willing to share my collection. It’s a wide open format for everyone from beginners to experts to make statements, provide commentary, and pose questions on anything and everything gun related so long as you don’t use any of that technical stuff I keep reading. Keep it SIMPLE, remember I’m a retard… I don’t give a damn what the best kind of clip is for my Glock. Date and time for the first show will be announced, and will most likely take place every time I take a crap. Where else did you think our ideas came from?
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Gun Blog Of The Year
February 27, 2012 in Bloggers sucking, Everybody else sucks but me., Me, Me being awesome, Me. Again.
So the Smoke and Blunder crew were blessed with the Say Uncle 2012 Gun Blog of the Year Award. It just further proves that all those other social networks bloggers are just dying off.
*fights back tears* I just never thought this would happen so fast.
I’d like to first thank all my non-existent friends for their support. I am a total dick so they all left a long time ago.
Next I would like to thank my mom and dad. They disowned me long ago after I stole the car and wrapped it around a tree and tried to blame it on the car.
Lastly I’d like to thank my non-existent girlfriend. She left me for her jack rabbit because she couldn’t stand my being an asshole to her all the time. Evidently she didn’t like being told to get her ass back in da kitchen.
Thank you to all my readers, your content is what makes me money! Keep it coming!
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We’ll Have More Soon!
February 27, 2012 in Uncategorized
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This domain is being hosted on GOATSE. This site is currently under construction and we will have more for you soon. No. I didn’t get HACKED. I took it down to pretend I got hacked because I couldn’t come back with anything.
For This Site Owners:
For you gun bloggers out there. You’re not real bloggers. You THOUGHT you could get rid of us. Hang on, I’ll send you all some straws…. suck it up. |
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Upcoming Changes to Smoking Blunder
February 26, 2012 in Uncategorized
1. Rules – Yes, some rules will be taking effect here soon. Some of the bigger ones include 1. No rants or profanity outside of being logged in as ‘admin’ (which is pretty much only me. Screw you, it’s my blog social networking site) 2. No 2nd Amendment rants (I can’t debate it, so I can’t win that argument) 3. You must upload an acceptable avatar picture within 24 hours of creating your account (even if it’s just a picture of pedobear) 4. Additional rules and profile requirements to follow as soon as I sober up and remember what it was I was going to add.
2. No More Blog! – The blog section of Smoking Blunder (the part you are reading right now) will be closing permanently in the near future. Smoking Blunder administration has been having trouble hacking it as real gun media! The blog section will be replaced a static page based on this post. Please keep in mind, @admin is not a “gun blogger” and has a great deal of disdain for many (but not all) of them, primarily because they talk gooder. He prefers to leave the writing up to sober people in the field and he feels strongly that real gun blogs (meaning all but this one) just use facts, talk more smarter, and divert people (particularly everybody) away from my site of gun information that are MUCH MORE CREDIBLE and MUCH MORE EDUCATIONAL.
3. Spring cleaning – Existing crap profiles will be removed and Smoking Blunder will unveil a strictly family-friendly, non-partisan, non-political theme. Children hate politics, so how in the hell will we get children here if we talk about Newt all day? Reasoned discourse will rule the roost, and heated debates will be encouraged, but only if it gets the children all sweaty. Initial posts will never be policed for language or content (except the rarest and most dire of circumstances like if it uses words I can’t read), because ignorant people MUST BE HEARD so you CANNOT SILENCE ME! Others can point out shortcomings in their reasoning and thought patterns. Except mine. Again, no more crap profiles. Only legitimate, complete profiles will be accepted in the near future.
4. Group admins – Smoking Blunder is in the process of assigning people to administer one or multiple groups. To inquire about being a group admin, fill out the contact form. The Childrens’ group is already taken by me, so back off, vultures.
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What would I call 10,000 gun blogs at the bottom of the ocean?
February 26, 2012 in Bloggers sucking, Everybody else sucks but me., Me, Me being awesome, Me. Again.
A damn good start and a positive development for my website given they’re all meanies. The image of gun ownership as perceived in the eyes of many non-gun owners and young people could the be controlled directly by me and my love for Reasoned Discourse.
Imagine for a minute, an internet where1st, 2nd, 3rd, and 4th-tier guns blogs didn’t exist. Imagine also for a minute, an internet where the only source of non-technical, pro-gun information was the writings of people like me. Experts could come and post information and I could remove that which I disagree with. Ensuring only suspect information could be released to the public.
Next, try to picture legions of younger Americans that for some reason or another thinking about getting a gun. Knowing all the anti-gun propaganda and false stereotypes foisted upon them by Hollywood, the mainstream media, the vile VPC, and so many other anti-gun, disinformation shit spreaders, they decide search the internet for information.
No problem, correct? Well currently those people would find citations and facts illustrating the truth. What I want is the truth as I see it and to be able to control the signal. Damn Google and their search algorithms, what do they know! The future of gun ownership is looking bright thanks to the internet and we need to change that.
In the real world, tentative, often confused newbies who decide to go online and look up guns for the first time are instead presented with a god-awful assortment of facts provided by 1st, 2nd, 3rd, and 4th-tier guns blogs. These ’10,000 blogs’, soaked in facts, information, facts regarding the anti-gun groups, information about the 2nd Amendment, and endless snarky comments are a powerful and immediate source of information to the newbie. ‘Why did I not look earlier’ and ‘Do I really want to become like one of those people?’ thinks the newbie. So, the seed starts to germinate in a new gun owners. He or she now associates gun ownership with the ability to fight back, with facts, and with logic. Instead they should be looking at the material presented here and decide to forego a gun in favor of archery, pepper spray, or calling 911.
What I am getting at is this… 10,000 gun blogs, if nothing else, mostly just serve to make my site the most useless thing on the planet. They present facts and logic that I do not understand and it distracts people from paying attention to me. If 10,000 gun blogs were to simply slip underneath the waves overnight (and I truly wish they would), then inquisitive newbies looking online would be left to choose between what’s offered by anti-gun websites and what’s offered by me, who are biased, unqualified experts such as, but certainly not limited to, myself.
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